You ever fall down a Google rabbit hole at 1 a.m., asking yourself: “Is Morgan Wallen married?” Yeah, me too. You start out watching a music video—next thing you know, you’re deep in Instagram comments trying to decode cryptic emojis. 🕵️♂️ Anyway, here’s the kicker: people are obsessed with Morgan Wallen’s love life. Like, if he sneezed near a woman in Nashville, someone probably wrote a fanfic about it. And honestly? I get it. He’s got the voice, the hair,…